12.04.2010
#20 The Lonely Polygamist by Brady Udall
This book was chosen because of my friend Sara. She was helping me research books for this project and she said "look, this is suppose to be THE book of 2009" Let me tell you, I can't see that. I can, however, say that I would NEVER, EVER, NEVER be able to be ONE of the wives to A singular husband. Couldn't do it. Wouldn't want to. I have never studied the topic of polygamy, although I would be living in a rock if I didn't know what it was, but I imagine the author catptured a very true nature of the lifestyle. One man, 4 wives, 26 children and a mistress. I mean, good gracious who would want THAT life? The book was a 4 out of 5 as it kept my interest.
#19 Dear American Airlines by Jonathan Miles
I chose this book on the suggestion of an email my friend Diane sent me. I was not disappointed. The entire novel is an open letter to American Airlines from a gentleman that is just wanting a second chance. The book chronicles his thought process of being "delayed" for his daughters wedding. 4.75 out of 5.
#18 The Christmas Sweater by Glenn Beck
I wasn't expecting that Glenn Beck could write a novel and get away with it. I opened this book up, got sucked in and didn't put it down until 4 hours later, when I was finished reading it. I'm pretty sure I was holding my breath from Chapter 3 on. 5 out of 5 and if you haven't read it yet, I suggest you do! Now!
#17 The Buzzard. Inside the Glory Days of Cleveland and Rock Radio by John Gorman
You have to be a Cleveland person to appreciate this book. Either that, or you had to be tuned in, which, as I read, was not an easy task. As I read this book, I remember hearing some of the old programming that my father listened to when we drove to Fell Lake. Funny, when I told my parents I read this book they BOTH started shooting out old sayings from all the old DJs. This was a 5 out of 5 for me. But again, I grew up in Cleveland!
#16 Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
A follow-up of sorts to Eat. Pray. Love. It chronicles Elizabeth's life with her Brazilian lover, who is now her Brazilian husband. This book was a slow read for me. 3 out of 5.
11.11.2010
#15 Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher = Princess Leia. Wishful Drinking is such a mess I could hardly follow it. This book took me forever to read. Apparently, Carrie Fisher has had shock therapy and can't remember 85% of her past. She has a hard time forming a coherent sentence. She will be in the middle of telling a story and just totally go off on a rabbit trail and talk about something else. The frustrating part...she never finishes the first story. I am surprised that the person or persons that edited this book let her get away with publishing it as is. This is by far the worst of the worst so far and only gets a 1 out of 5.
#14 Why We Suck! by Denis Leary
Oh Denis Leary...we have such a love/hate relationship. As an actor, I can't stand him. I think he is very much like Nic Cage in that he only has one way of talking....ever. As a writer, that style comes across as VERY easy to read. His book was funny. It was yet another Matt pick that he got halfway through and put down. But I am glad I read it. 3.5 out 5.
9.02.2010
#13 I'm Hosting as Fast as I Can! by Tom Bergeron
I seem to have a thing for biographies lately. This book, written by the host of Dancing with the Stars and America's Funniest Home Videos was found by a fluke. I was actually looking for a different book and I came across this one. Boy I am glad I did. I read it in two days. I couldn't get enough of it. It's like crack but in book form. Sooo funny and surprisingly refreshing. I have come to enjoy biographies, because if you already know who the person is, you can read it as if they are talking to you. Not only is it a 5 out of 5 but I believe this may have been the best book I read so far!!
8.06.2010
Week 12: Sports from Hell by Rick Reilly
Can you tell when Matt finally gets a book from the library? He reads about half way through the book, skims the rest and says "here Court, add it to your project!" Hee hee hee. So, since he has taken an interest in Rick Reilly lately, I was treated to yet another of his masterpieces.
Ferret Legging = Putting a live ferret down your pants and seeing who can last this way the longest. Oh, ferrets bite sometimes...and you are NOT allowed to wear under garments.
Bull Poker = Sitting around a poker table while a raging bull is released. Last person to get scared away from the table and LIVE to tell about it, wins. Oh, this game is currently only allowed to be played at a prison in AZ.
These are just some of the idiotic "sports" that Rick both chronicles and TRIES. Now, some sports he is not allowed to try, but if you can see the look on his face that is on the cover on the book...well, he really had a ferret down his pants..lol.
Week 11: My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
I know, it doesn't seem like the most appropriate book to read. And despite what the cover suggests, this book is actually about the humor that comes along with dating. In fact, I am pretty sure she didn't mention the act of sex or any details of any kind. Here's a for instance... She was talking about how she went to a party that was supposed to be a costume party. Having not wore a costume, she was handed a Green M&M costume. You know the one..lol. Well, she went to said party, got a little drunk, went home with someone totally inappropriate and ended up trying to break into her own apartment. Which, by the way, ended in her costume coming off over her head leaving quite the view for the neighbors to see.
Chelsea Handler is an extremely funny lady and if you can handle a little inappropriateness now and then, I think you would do well to read her books. If for no other reason, do it to laugh your butt off for a night!
Week 10: Eat. Pray. Love. by Elizabeth Gilbert
I wasn't sure how I was going to take this book. I even stopped half way through to read the Hornet's Nest. As I read it though, I began to appreciate what this woman went through in her life. Now, I am NOT divorcing Matt anytime soon, I don't think I will EVER go to an Ashram no matter where it be and I am almost positive a trip to Indonesia will NEVER be in future. However, the author of this book not only did all those things, but after reading the reasons why, I believe she may not have survived if she didn't.
The movie to this book is already out..it stars Julia Roberts. As I was reading page after page, I figured it would star her if ever there were a movie. If you have ever been to a crossroads in your life, as most of us have, I think you should read this book. You'll instantly be able to understand this woman's point of view.
6.04.2010
Week 9: The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest by Stieg Larsson
Picking up exactly where the second book left off makes this the BEST read so far. I LOVED the entire trilogy and it is a damn shame that Larsson has passed on. I will say that this book makes me want to research and see if he wrote anything else before his demise.
The book cleans up ALL loose ends and goes out with one hell of a trial thanks to Blomkvists sister, the lawyer. I would say that this book is a 5 out of 5, but only if you read the first two of the series!!
Week 8: Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler is friggin hysterical. I had never seen or heard of her before (as I do not have cable) but I found her books rising on the best sellers lists and thought, hey, let's give it a shot. Oh am I glad I did. I can not wait to read her other two books, one of which is sitting on my shelf waiting for me to finish the two books I have going now! If you don't offend terribly easily and want a GREAT laugh, get Chelsea's book and give it a go. It's chapter of short little essays about her life. Not a straight through read. It seems so improbable that things would have ever happened to an actual person, but if they did, her life must be nonstop chaos. I give this book a 4.7 out of 5!
6.03.2010
Week #7: Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Yes, this book is by the same Craig Ferguson whose autobiography I reported on earlier. This book is actually a novel and it is amazing how Craig managed to tell 4 different stories that eventually all came together. It really is a great way of describing that age old cliche "It's a Small World." This book was a 4 out of 5 and I think I may have to reread it just to pick up on a few things I may have missed.
Week 6: The Girl Who Played With Fire by Stieg Larsson

So, it has occurred to me that I am WAY behind with blogging about my reading journey. And simply, it's because I have no time. So, I am going to, at the very least, start putting the books I read and a word or two describing my feeling about the them.
That being said, this book was awesome. It was the perfect sequel, much in the same way that the Godfather II was better than the original. It took me all of 3 days to finish this book, and even then it was because I had to do things such as feed and water my children..lol. This book is a 5 out of 5!
3.30.2010
Week 5: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
This book is a first in a series of three written by the now deceased Larsson. I did some research into books that are currently "hot" and this was the first book on almost all of the lists. Although, for the first 9-10 chapters, I wasn't exactly sure why. I can't even begin to tell you about the start of the book. And, according to the librarian at the Twinsburg Library, neither can most other people (thank goodness it wasn't just me!). It introduced the characters, kinda, and then it just put me to sleep every time I picked it up. I had gotten to chapter 10 when I thought to myself, if after this chapter, it doesn't pick up, then I am sooooo done with this book. And that's when the story changed.
The girl with the dragon tattoo, Lisbeth Salander, is about 4'11" and 90lbs. She has short black hair and is the complete opposite of just about every one else in the world. She was declared incompetent at the age of twelve and has been living under guardianship ever since. (You need to look up what guardianship in Sweden is cause it's just too long to explain.) Her guardian of more than 18 years has a stroke forcing her to be "reassigned" to someone else. Enter Nils Bjurman. Bjurman is the type of man that needs to abuse his power at all costs. What he didn't know, was that spritely looking Lisbeth can hold her own...EXTREMELY well.
Mikael Blomkvist is a co-owner, editor and journalist at Millenium magazine. While on holiday, he ran into a friend that he had not seen in better than 10 years. His friend proceeds to tell him about a tip on a billionaire that did make his billions on an earnest level. Micke, as he is called by his co-workers, decides to publish the story and ends up the victim of a lawsuit for libel. He is sentenced to 3 months in prison.
Henrick Vanger is a bored and tortured billionaire. His niece went missing some 30 years earlier and it has been haunting Henrick ever since. While watching the events of the day unfold before him, Vanger thinks that the young journalist on TV could use a change of venue. Perhaps a new assignment as well. Journalists make excellent private investigators. With a phone call, a road trip and an offer to give him all the dirt in the world about his old friend from the article, Mikael Blomkvist really can't refuse the offer.
Harriet Vanger was a teenager when she went missing from the family island all those years ago. The accident had caused for the town to shut down and really the only people around were family. Was she dead? Was she hiding? Did she wander off the island or drown? No one knew for sure, but Henrick Vanger, 82 years old, refused to die until he found out. Kalle Blomkvist (a nickname he didn't much care for) spent one year working on the Vanger family chronicle. He didn't dare tell anyone that the underlying reason was to find a killer. During that year, he forged new friendships, made a couple new "acquaintances", almost died twice and found out the truth about Harriet Vanger. Along the way, he meets up with Lisbeth Salander, and her dragon tattoo, and finds out that she may just be the best researcher on the planet. But how could this researcher, this girl of 90lbs and no height, be the one to save his life? And why won't she trust him, or anyone for that matter.
To tell you anymore of the book from the point of what I remember and what was interesting, would really just give no cause for you to have to read it! If you think you can make it past the first ten chapters, I highly suggest reading this book. Once it gets rolling, you won't be able to put it down. If you don't think you can read the first half, skip to chapter 9 and start from there, or else get the book on tape and listen to the first half. But you really do need to read the second half of the book. I give this book a 3.5 out of 5 stars, only because of the beginning. I have read the second in the series, The Girl Who Plays with Fire and I can tell you that that book I finished in 4 days, cause I just couldn't put it down. You'll see why in the blog that follows this one.
2.04.2010
Week 4: Hate Mail from Cheerleaders and other adventures in the Life of Reilly by Rick Reilly

What? You read a book by the guy that writes that column for ESPN magazine? Why yes, yes I did. Well why on Earth would you do that? Because my husband gets the magazine in the mail (thanks Drew) and every week we read the column on the last page and it is great 97% of the time. Why would you read an article about a guy writing about sports? Because he doesn't write about sports. He writes about heartfelt, courageous, witty, exposing stories that happen to be about sports people. Can the 100 stories that make up the chapters really be that good that someone with a minimal interest in sports would actually want to read it? Well, why don't you read the following story and then you tell me!
Chapter 2: Worth the Wait. Written October 20, 2003
"Why do they come? Why do they hang around to watch the slowest high school cross-country runner in America? Why do they want to see a kid finish 3.1 miles in 51 minutes when the winner did it in 16? Why do they cry? Why do they nearly break their wrists applauding a junior who falls flat on his face almost every race? Why do they hug a teenager who could be beaten by a kid running backward?
Why do they do it? Why do all of his teammates go back out on the course and run the last 10 minutes of every race with him? Why do other teams do it too? And the girls' teams? Why run all the way back out there to pace a kid running like a tortoise with bunions?
Why?
Because Ben Comen never quits
See, Ben has a heart just slightly larger then the Chicago Hyatt. He also has cerebral palsy. The disease doesn't mess with his intellect - he gets A's and B's - but it seizes his muscles and contorts his body and gives him the balance of a Times Square drunk. Yet there he is, competing for the Hanna high cross-country team in Anderson, S.C., dragging that wracked body over rocks and fallen branches and ditches. And people ask, Why?
"Because I feel like I've been put here to set an example," says Ben, 16. "Anybody can find something they can do - and do it well. I like to show people that you can either stop trying or you can pick yourself up and keep going. It's just more fun to keep going."
It must be, because faced with what Ben faces, most of us would quit.
Imagine what it feels like for Ben to watch his perfectly healthy twin, Alex, or his younger brother, Chris, run like rabbits for Hanna High, while Ben runs like a man whacking through an Amazon thicket. Imagine never beating anybody to the finish line. Imagine dragging that stubborn left side, pulling that unbending tire iron of a leg around to the front and pogo-sticking off it to get back to his right.
Worse, he lifts his feet so little that he trips on anything - a Twinkie-sized rock, a licorice-thick branch, the cracks between the linoleum tiles. But he won't let anybody help him up. "It messes up my flow," he says. He's not embarrassed, just mad.
Worst, he falls hard. His brain can't send signals fast enough for his arms to cushion the fall, so he often smacks his head or his face or his shoulder. Sometimes his mom, Joan, can't watch.
"I've been coaching cross-country for 31 years," says Hanna's Chuck Parker, "and I've never met anyone with the drive that Ben has. I don't think there's an inch of that kid that I haven't had to bandage up."
But never before Ben finishes the race. Like Rocky Marciano, Ben finishes bloody and bruised, but never beaten. Oh, he always loses - Ben barely finishes ahead of the sunset, forget other runners. But he hasn't quit once. Through rain, wind or welt, he always crosses the finish line.
Lord, it's some sight when he gets there: Ben clunking his way home, shepherded by all those kids, while the cheerleaders screech and parents try to holler encouragement, only to find nothing coming out of their voice boxes.
The other day Ben was coming in with his huge army, Ben's Friends, his face stoplight red and tortured, that laborious gait eating up the earth inch by inch, when he fell not 10 yards from the line. There was a gasp from the parents and a second of silence from the kids. But then Ben went through the 15-second process of getting his bloody knees under him, his balance back and his forward motion going again - and he finished. From the roar you'd have thought he just won Boston.
"Words can't describe that moment," says his mom. "I saw grown men just stand there and cry."
Ben can get to you that way. This is a kid who builds wheelchair ramps for Easter Seals, spends nights helping at an assisted-living home, mans a drill for Habitat for Humanity, devotes hours to holding the hand of a disable neighbor, Miss Jessie, and plans to run a marathon and become a doctor. Boy, the youth of today, huh?
Oh, one aside: Hanna High is also the home of the mentally challenged man known as Radio, who has been the football team's assistant for more than 30 years. Radio gained national attention in a 1996 Sports Illustrated story by Gary Smith and is the hero of a major movie that opens nationwide on Oct. 24.
Feel like you could use a little dose of humanity? Get yourself to Hanna. And while you're there, go out and join Ben's Friends.
You'll be amazed what a little jog can do for your heart."
I read that passage and I cried. So did Matthew. It's kinda hard not to. Rick Reilly went to Hanna High in order to be able to do that story. He receives most of his ideas for an article from fan emails. And every story that he reads that may have merit to it, he then follows up on. He goes to the places that these stories happen at and he witnesses them first hand. He has to, he wouldn't know what to write about otherwise. Sure, some of the stories in this book have to do with actual sports people and their shenanigans (Mark McGwire and steroids, Tiger Woods and his father passing away) but even most of those stories are quite humorous to read. I give this book a 4.5 out of 5 and the only reason it is not a 5 is because some of the sporty sports stories are a little boring for me to read. They are however, extremely well written.
Week 3: Heat Wave by Richard Castle

Matthew and I enjoy our time together in the evenings. We watch TV, we read our books and we talk. Well, it surprised both of us when we discovered that we could connect all three things. On Monday nights at 10pm is a show called Castle. It's about an author that gets smitten with a police detective and decides to use her as his subject for his next book. Being friends with just about every big wig in the city including the mayor, Castle manages to become a temporary police officer for the research on his book. The book he wrote is entitled Heat Wave and the geniuses at ABC decided to actually make the book a reality. Hence, Heat Wave by Richard Castle.
The book actually reads exactly like an episode of the show (go figure right) but with much greater detail. The first 3-4 chapters start off incredibly slow, like the part of the TV show where you know it's a good time to start the wash, grab a snack and take a restroom break. However, once you make it past those mundane chapters, the book really picks up and by the last 3-4 chapters I couldn't put it down.
I give this book a 3.75 out of 5 and recommend it to those that watch the TV show, know the preface of the book and will be able to appreciate the humor as if the actors were talking it out in real time.
2.01.2010
No, I have not given up.
I'm updating while I am waiting for a bottle to warm so I will be quick. Due to sickness in the house and my grandmother's passing, I am way behind in my blog. I am NOT, however, behind in my reading and you all can expect to see which books I have made it through by the end of the week. The small amount of time I have been spending online, have been to do my taxes and to do mindless things like Facebook to just escape. Sorry for keeping you all waiting (Sara and Diane) but wait just a few more days and all will be well! =)
1.11.2010
Week 2: "American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot" By Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson is the current host of The Late Late Show that comes on following David Letterman. I know, who's really up that late to watch him? Well, I am! That's why I became highly interested in reading his book.
Craig was born in Scotland. Yes, I know, as Mr. Wick on The Drew Carey Show he had an English accent. And actually if you ask him, that would be the accent of a Scottish man trying to play a Latino and having it come out English. Go figure. This book tells of Craig's life from birth to present day. So present day in fact, that while writing this book, he married his wife Megan and his mother, Netta, passed away. He writes about both things as they are happening...it's pretty surreal. Craig's story is told through his own words which makes for a VERY easy read. He tends to write as he talks. Sometimes, it would seem as though he was reading the story to me as I could easily hear his Scottish voice coming through the words on the page. Craig didn't have a glamorous life. He didn't "wander" into America and get scooped up by a talent scout. In fact, he is lucky to have even made it out alive, let alone to America.
"An alkie that can't even remember to commit suicide." That's how he describes himself again and again. In Scotland, drinking is the only real thing to do, after working of course. He drank himself through approximately 16 years of his life. And not "party drinking," but the need-a-drink-to-stay-alive-and-not-get-attacked-by-the-killer-ducks kind of drinking. He couldn't function without it. He is currently clean and has been for more than 20 years. In his book, he writes about ALL people that impacted his life, whether good, bad or indifferent. He gives credit where it is due and even changes a few names to protect those that may not want their own story told. He became a US citizen not even a year ago and TREASURES the fact, that I think too many of us born here completely forget about (if we have even acknowledged it all), that America truly is one of the ONLY free countries in the world. I would say this book is a 4 out of 5 and if you are interested in reading really great biographies, I would suggest you read about Craig Ferguson and find out why he is Scottish born but American on purpose!
1.04.2010
Week 1: The Shack by William P. Young

"Where is God when bad things happen?" That seems to be the preface of this book. I finished it in two days, because I could simply not put it down. It made me question my Faith, my Relationships and ultimately my Love.
The Shack starts out with the telling of Mackenzie Allen Phillips when he is just a boy. It prefaces his outlook on life, his personality and his view of fatherhood. The author tugs at my heart strings and already has the tears welling in my eyes...and we're only in the Forward! The author then moves on to Mack as a grown man, complete with wife and five kids. (Two kids are away at college, they really have nothing to do with the story.) By Chapter 3, the author is telling of The Great Sadness, which is really where the entire book takes off.
If you have heard of this book before, or even read it, you already know of the sadness and what it is. For those of you that don't, it is not a secret...so I will simply catch you up to speed. While on a camping trip with his three younger children, Josh, Kate and Missy, the events of the weekend unfold to where Missy (his youngest) is kidnapped and ultimately killed. Her body is nowhere to be found, but her red sundress and her blood are found on the floor of The Shack. By now the tears that had been welling in me, were freeing flowing and making it hard to read. I was also short of breath as I had been holding it for most of the chapter. Almost a year to the day, Mackenzie is summoned to go back to The Shack by a letter he found in his mailbox. He wonders if it is the killer playing with him, someone playing a cruel joke or God wanting to speak to him. Why does he think it might be God? You would have to read to find that out for yourself.
Where were "they" when Missy was being murdered? Why didn't "they" stop it? What good can possibly come of something so terrible? Can forgiveness EVER be an option? The events that took place that "weekend?" There are simply no more words to use to describe them. This book will take a toll on your heart. Whether you Believe or not. Whether you are a "Father" or not. I could not have started this journey with a better book. I give it a 5 out of 5 and I HIGHLY recommend that you read it. In one way or another, your life will never be the same after you do. Oh, and I will NEVER look at ladybugs the same way again!
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