8.06.2010
Week 11: My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
I know, it doesn't seem like the most appropriate book to read. And despite what the cover suggests, this book is actually about the humor that comes along with dating. In fact, I am pretty sure she didn't mention the act of sex or any details of any kind. Here's a for instance... She was talking about how she went to a party that was supposed to be a costume party. Having not wore a costume, she was handed a Green M&M costume. You know the one..lol. Well, she went to said party, got a little drunk, went home with someone totally inappropriate and ended up trying to break into her own apartment. Which, by the way, ended in her costume coming off over her head leaving quite the view for the neighbors to see.
Chelsea Handler is an extremely funny lady and if you can handle a little inappropriateness now and then, I think you would do well to read her books. If for no other reason, do it to laugh your butt off for a night!
Week 10: Eat. Pray. Love. by Elizabeth Gilbert
I wasn't sure how I was going to take this book. I even stopped half way through to read the Hornet's Nest. As I read it though, I began to appreciate what this woman went through in her life. Now, I am NOT divorcing Matt anytime soon, I don't think I will EVER go to an Ashram no matter where it be and I am almost positive a trip to Indonesia will NEVER be in future. However, the author of this book not only did all those things, but after reading the reasons why, I believe she may not have survived if she didn't.
The movie to this book is already out..it stars Julia Roberts. As I was reading page after page, I figured it would star her if ever there were a movie. If you have ever been to a crossroads in your life, as most of us have, I think you should read this book. You'll instantly be able to understand this woman's point of view.
6.04.2010
Week 9: The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest by Stieg Larsson
Picking up exactly where the second book left off makes this the BEST read so far. I LOVED the entire trilogy and it is a damn shame that Larsson has passed on. I will say that this book makes me want to research and see if he wrote anything else before his demise.
The book cleans up ALL loose ends and goes out with one hell of a trial thanks to Blomkvists sister, the lawyer. I would say that this book is a 5 out of 5, but only if you read the first two of the series!!
Week 8: Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler is friggin hysterical. I had never seen or heard of her before (as I do not have cable) but I found her books rising on the best sellers lists and thought, hey, let's give it a shot. Oh am I glad I did. I can not wait to read her other two books, one of which is sitting on my shelf waiting for me to finish the two books I have going now! If you don't offend terribly easily and want a GREAT laugh, get Chelsea's book and give it a go. It's chapter of short little essays about her life. Not a straight through read. It seems so improbable that things would have ever happened to an actual person, but if they did, her life must be nonstop chaos. I give this book a 4.7 out of 5!
6.03.2010
Week #7: Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Yes, this book is by the same Craig Ferguson whose autobiography I reported on earlier. This book is actually a novel and it is amazing how Craig managed to tell 4 different stories that eventually all came together. It really is a great way of describing that age old cliche "It's a Small World." This book was a 4 out of 5 and I think I may have to reread it just to pick up on a few things I may have missed.
Week 6: The Girl Who Played With Fire by Stieg Larsson

So, it has occurred to me that I am WAY behind with blogging about my reading journey. And simply, it's because I have no time. So, I am going to, at the very least, start putting the books I read and a word or two describing my feeling about the them.
That being said, this book was awesome. It was the perfect sequel, much in the same way that the Godfather II was better than the original. It took me all of 3 days to finish this book, and even then it was because I had to do things such as feed and water my children..lol. This book is a 5 out of 5!
3.30.2010
Week 5: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
This book is a first in a series of three written by the now deceased Larsson. I did some research into books that are currently "hot" and this was the first book on almost all of the lists. Although, for the first 9-10 chapters, I wasn't exactly sure why. I can't even begin to tell you about the start of the book. And, according to the librarian at the Twinsburg Library, neither can most other people (thank goodness it wasn't just me!). It introduced the characters, kinda, and then it just put me to sleep every time I picked it up. I had gotten to chapter 10 when I thought to myself, if after this chapter, it doesn't pick up, then I am sooooo done with this book. And that's when the story changed.
The girl with the dragon tattoo, Lisbeth Salander, is about 4'11" and 90lbs. She has short black hair and is the complete opposite of just about every one else in the world. She was declared incompetent at the age of twelve and has been living under guardianship ever since. (You need to look up what guardianship in Sweden is cause it's just too long to explain.) Her guardian of more than 18 years has a stroke forcing her to be "reassigned" to someone else. Enter Nils Bjurman. Bjurman is the type of man that needs to abuse his power at all costs. What he didn't know, was that spritely looking Lisbeth can hold her own...EXTREMELY well.
Mikael Blomkvist is a co-owner, editor and journalist at Millenium magazine. While on holiday, he ran into a friend that he had not seen in better than 10 years. His friend proceeds to tell him about a tip on a billionaire that did make his billions on an earnest level. Micke, as he is called by his co-workers, decides to publish the story and ends up the victim of a lawsuit for libel. He is sentenced to 3 months in prison.
Henrick Vanger is a bored and tortured billionaire. His niece went missing some 30 years earlier and it has been haunting Henrick ever since. While watching the events of the day unfold before him, Vanger thinks that the young journalist on TV could use a change of venue. Perhaps a new assignment as well. Journalists make excellent private investigators. With a phone call, a road trip and an offer to give him all the dirt in the world about his old friend from the article, Mikael Blomkvist really can't refuse the offer.
Harriet Vanger was a teenager when she went missing from the family island all those years ago. The accident had caused for the town to shut down and really the only people around were family. Was she dead? Was she hiding? Did she wander off the island or drown? No one knew for sure, but Henrick Vanger, 82 years old, refused to die until he found out. Kalle Blomkvist (a nickname he didn't much care for) spent one year working on the Vanger family chronicle. He didn't dare tell anyone that the underlying reason was to find a killer. During that year, he forged new friendships, made a couple new "acquaintances", almost died twice and found out the truth about Harriet Vanger. Along the way, he meets up with Lisbeth Salander, and her dragon tattoo, and finds out that she may just be the best researcher on the planet. But how could this researcher, this girl of 90lbs and no height, be the one to save his life? And why won't she trust him, or anyone for that matter.
To tell you anymore of the book from the point of what I remember and what was interesting, would really just give no cause for you to have to read it! If you think you can make it past the first ten chapters, I highly suggest reading this book. Once it gets rolling, you won't be able to put it down. If you don't think you can read the first half, skip to chapter 9 and start from there, or else get the book on tape and listen to the first half. But you really do need to read the second half of the book. I give this book a 3.5 out of 5 stars, only because of the beginning. I have read the second in the series, The Girl Who Plays with Fire and I can tell you that that book I finished in 4 days, cause I just couldn't put it down. You'll see why in the blog that follows this one.
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